I FIND SUCH ENORMOUS JOY IN MINIATURE THINGS
Imagine your icon misreading the instructions on how to bake a cake and everything goes wrong.
Zodiac Files: Dealing With A Virgo.
that one character everyone loves but you just like
3:33am: I can (not) sleep
Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked
for once i want the girl in the action movie to be the one that’s like “okay stay here, hold this gun, don’t move” and i want the guy to be like “what the fuck do i do, oh my god is this a gun, don’t leave me alone with this! how do i shoot weapon?”
I think it’s more like 8 hours for me.
Say one word. One word, and I’m yours.
but pumpkin is one word
babies and their moms.
more to come.
IT KINDA HIT ME THAT SOMETHING HORRIBLE COULD HAPPEN TO ONE OF MY INTERNET FRIENDS AND I’D NEVER KNOW AND I’D SIT HERE AND WAIT AND WAIT FOR THEM AND THEY’D NEVER COME BACK SO I JUST WANT TO SAY I LOVE ALL OF YOU OKAY NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU GUYS OR TO ME OR ANYTHING OKAY I LOVE ALL OF YOU SO MUCH
This penguin has higher honors than me. Did you know he was actually Knighted!!!!
is that a badge on his arm OMG
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.